pope-goodvibes:

middle aged facebook women be like I hope they have WINE in prison because i just ran over 2 kids while on a coke bender

thebootydiaries:

im fine

90377:

Someday I need to hire someone to portray Carl in oil

divorcedspiderman:

poewk:

stem-stims:

Pond scum under a microscope

Source

oh yah babey littlebboys in the water

officialunitedstates:

• no more trees chopped down
• monkeys screech as loud as they want
• 50,000 new species of insects discovered each day
  

butchsandwich:

zoe-pvl:

Huuuusband❤️

guy:

this is a MOOD

guccihairshirt:

going to the gym scares me so much like it’s so BORING and it’s like entirely not natural at all. and Fitbits scare me like the emphasis on biometrics and “targeted weight loss” and hyper specialized machines like it smacks of ideology like I miss being 8 and getting all my physical activity from running around the schoolyard pretending to be English orphans on a quest